Sunday, 10 December 2006

The Frozen Niagara



THIS PICTURE IS TAKEN WHEN THE NIAGARA FALLS COMPLETELY FROZE UP IN THE YEAR 1911


Words magic


Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

n krshna


Tuesday, 5 December 2006

good thought to energise ur nerve

The Interview with God

“What surprises you most
about humankind?”

GOD answered……

“That they get bored with childhood,
They rush to grow up.
and then long to be
children again….”

“That they lose the health
to make money…..
and they lose their money
to restore their health.”

“That by thinking anxiously
about the future.
They forget the present,
such that they live in
neither the present
nor the future.”

“That they live as if
they will never die,
and die as though
they had never lived.”

know about yourself

know about yourself

Phil's Test: Here you go.
Try this! Below is Dr Phil's test (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test onOprah she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out! Read on, this is very interesting!
Don't b e overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and itonly takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself . Don't peek, but begin the test as yo scrolldown and answer.
Answers are for who you are now..... not who you were in the past. Havepen or pencil and paperready. This is a real test given by the HumanRelations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees. It's only10 Simple questions, so...grab a pencil and paper,keeping track of yourletter answers to each question. Ready?? Begin...

1. When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning b) during the afternoon & and early evening c) late at night

2. You usually walk...
a) fairly fast, with long steps b) fairly fast, with little steps c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face d) less fast, head down e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you..
a) stand with your arms folded b) have your hands clasped c) have one or both your hands on your hips d) touc h or push the person to whom you are talking e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with..
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side b) yourlegs crossed c) your legs stretched out or straight d) one leg curled under you 5. When something really amuses you, you react with... a) big appreciated laugh b) a laugh, but not a loud one c) a quiet chuckle d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you..
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed


7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted......
a) welcome the break b) feel extremely irritated c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange b) black c) yellow or light blue d) green e) dark blue or purple f) white g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before goingto sleep you are
a) stretched out on your back b) stretched out face down on your stomach c) on your side, slightl curled d) with your head on one arm e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are...
a) falling b) fighting or struggling c) searching for something or somebody d) flying or floating e) you usually have dreamless sleep f) your dreams are always pleasant



POINTS: 1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6 2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d ) 7 (e)6 4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2 6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4 8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1 9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1 10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.
OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle withcare." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they cou l d be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involvedwith you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold andadventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your companybecause of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in thecenterof attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to theirhead. They also see you as kind, considerate, and nderstanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a personwho makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extre mely loyalto friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Thosewho really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust Inyour friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. Theysee you as very cautious , extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or onthe spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think thisreaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive,someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make decisions& who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or thing! They see you asa worrier who always sees problems that do n't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

Do you like this? This is a proven test by a famous psychological doctor Mr.Phil

You May Have Stones



REMOVING GALLSTONES NATURALLY

It has worked for many. If it works for you please pass on the good news. Gallstones may not be everyone's concern. But they should be because we all have them. Moreover, gallstones may lead to cancer. "Cancer is never the first illness,"Usually, there are a lot of other problems leading to cancer. We all have gallstones. It's a matter of big or small, many or few. One of the symptoms of gallstones is a feeling of bloatedness after a heavy meal. You feel like you can't digest the food. If it gets more serious, you feel pain in the liver area." So if you think you have gallstones, the following method to remove them naturally. The treatment is also good for those with a weak liver, because the liver and gallbladder are closely linked.

Regimen: 1. For the first five days, take four glasses of apple juice every day. Or eat four or five apples, whichever you prefer. Apple juice softens the gallstones. During the five days, eat normally.

2. On the sixth day, take no dinner.

3. At 6 PM, take a teaspoon of Epsom salt (magnesium sulphate) with a glass of warm water.

4. At 8 PM, repeat the same. Magnesium sulphate opens the gallbladder ducts.

5. At 10 PM, take half cup olive oil (or sesame oil) with half cup fresh lemon juice. Mix it well and drink it. The oil lubricates the stones to ease their passage.
PS. 1cup=250ml, ½ cup lemon juice=3 lemons (aprox.)
The next morning, you will find green stones in your stools. "Usually they float," You might want to count them. Some people who passes 40, 50 or up to 100 stones. Very many." "Even if you don't have any symptoms of gallstones, you still might have some. It's always good to give your gall bladder a clean-up now and then.

PASS THIS AND YOU MAY HELP OTHERS!



Monday, 4 December 2006

A New Indian Sqad

TANTRA FOR INDIAN CRICKET TEAM

Right now its everybodys opinion that India is not upto international standards and consequences of the previous match result also show the same thing.Most of them now wants back ganguly in the team.And also they want to change the coach.Actualy it wont work out if they change the captain or the coach,its really depends on the players who should be in perfect form.I know the great tantra combination,if they done that means definately the Indian team will get the world cup.

First I will tell you my sqaud of 11 members for a good winning Indian team.

1) Sachin
2) Ganguly
3) Dravid
4) Shewag
5) Yuvarajsingh
6) Mohammed kaif or Dinesh mongia
7) Ajay jadeja
8) M.Dhoni
9) Irfan pathan
10) Zaheer khan
11) Lakshmipathy balaji.

Here Sachin and Ganguly should open the match again.Everybody may think why both of them again,the thing is Ganguly and Sachin both are not bad openers(forget about the recent history).Only thing they are in lack of confidendence.Once if they form a proper team means definately they will bounce back,this is cent percent sure.When they open the match for the Indian team we should not forget the records they have made as a openers.

And the primary thing ganguly and dravid should not lead the team because both are sensitive persons.A captain should be very cool headed and should take decision at a right time,for this reason I strongly recommend Ajay Jadeja should lead the team.He have the ability to lead the team as he proved in all his matches.The other thing is India actually dont need a individual spinner because sachin,shewag, kaif,mongia have the ability to swing the ball.Only thing is they are not focussing it because the team is not utilising the ability.Obviously if the pitch is with slow pace means they can always include a spinner in the team by replacing one of the batsman like kaif.

So to the conclusion if the Indian cricket board does this changes,by forgetting all the bloody poltics and the defeat means definately they will shine like Australia.India have a very special players like sachin.ganguly,shewag,jadeja and dhoni,because of this bad combination they are losing the ability.Anyway for a better team they should do this.

Sunday, 3 December 2006

TEST YOUR BRAINS

ARE YOU DEPRESED?NO THEN TRY THIS!
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

What do you put in a toaster?(for answers plz select the word with ur mouse)
Answer: "bread."
If you said "toast," give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If y ou said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water.
If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these???If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically di vided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?
Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next que stion.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now you can decide your brain status. If you fail to answer all the question means you are seriously depressed.you should do something to get rid of that!
.PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

JUST RELAX UR MIND

CHANGING THE SOFTWARE


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.Please help!

Thanks,"
A Troubled User"

(new good jokes are welcome)